Where do mermaids see movies?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

How do you get kids to do something?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?