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What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What is a cow's dream job?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

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What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What sport can waiters play really well?

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