What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What game do mice love to play?

What do rich squirrels eat?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?