What is a spider's favorite book?

What animal could Noah not trust?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?