Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way.
What animal likes to party the most?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Where do chips wear socks?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Where do hamsters come from?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why are frogs always happy?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
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