Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way.
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What sports are both plant-based?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What sport requires no movement at all?
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