Which animals make the most honest judges?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What day is your mom always right?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

How was the wedding?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?