Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What food is a man's best friend?
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