Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

Which insect is the smartest?

How do hurricanes see?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?