What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Bernadette.
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
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