We had a discussion about roses.

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What tree has the most bark?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

How do you compliment a cat?

Are baby skunks cute?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?