Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What's the world's weakest animal?

How do billboards talk?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

How does the moon cut her hair?