What did the robot want for Christmas?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?