What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Domino's®.
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What are baby potatoes called?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
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