What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Domino's®.
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What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What table can you never sit at?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What fish only swims at night?
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