What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?