Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?