What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Which insect makes the best father?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Which big cat loves to drive?