What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?