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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Why do rhinos charge?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What fairy loves to count?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Where do they produce Christian films?

Did you know about April 1st?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?