What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?