What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What do rich squirrels eat?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why is the beach so confident?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?