What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Claw and Order.
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What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why are cars magic?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
The museum curator needed a break.
Which singer could always break a five?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why do cats always get what they want?
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