What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Claw and Order.
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Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
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