How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

How long will dinner be?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why did the barber win the race?

What do math teachers eat?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Why do kids love theater classes?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?