How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?