How does a taco bless the table?
"Lettuce pray."
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why did Harry Potter⢠suddenly go bald in his teens?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
How did the tree get lost?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
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