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Why should you not pamper a cow?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?