Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?