What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What do you call a baby monkey?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?