What do fairies always drink?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?