Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What do you call a small mom?