What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What tea do footballers drink?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?