Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?