Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
He has a green thumb.
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Where do chips wear socks?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why do kids love theater classes?
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