Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
He has a green thumb.
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What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What game does a rabbit always win?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
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