Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
He has a green thumb.
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
How do eggs end a TV show?
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