Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Where do burgers like to dance?