How do you spot a modern spider?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What season begins with a thud?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?