What do cows say when you milk them?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What do you call a sad latte?

What sport do horses love to play?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why are frogs always happy?