What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What kind of books do boats write?