What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus.
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What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Where are average things manufactured?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do math teachers eat?
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If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
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