What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus.
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
If you need help building an ark..
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Bears love exotic cars.
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
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