What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus.
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What makes music in your hair?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What animal should you never play poker with?
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