What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus.
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What day is your mom always right?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What fish sings the best?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
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