What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus.
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What song does Tarzan⢠sing at Christmas?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Where does Pigletā¢ļø store all his money?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
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