How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Whale you be mine?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What did the rug say to the floor?
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