What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Where do stars go to college?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

How does a penguin build its house?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Why was the spider so smart?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?