Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?