What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?