What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why are frogs always happy?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What game do mice love to play?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?