What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?