What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Which animal will never go bald?

What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?

What shape is bad at driving?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.