How do scientists grow fruit?
In a peach tree dish.
Why do plants hate algebra?
What math figure is also in the band?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What's the noisiest food?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
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