How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why do all the planets get along?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
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