How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
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