How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What's the politest month?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Where do cows go on vacation?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
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