Which singer could always break a five?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?