How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Which computer won the talent show?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call octopus twins?
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