Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What do ducks get after they eat?