What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What do stars celebrate in December?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?