What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why do all the planets get along?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?