What animal makes the best pizza dough?
A crust-acean.
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
How long do chickens work?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why are skeletons so calm?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
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