Where do baby cats learn to swim?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?