What animal makes the best pizza dough?
A crust-acean.
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
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