What says: oom oom oom?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why are ghosts always single?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What is the color of the wind?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?