What animal makes the best pizza dough?
A crust-acean.
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
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