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What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?