What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Someone stole all my lamps.