Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

How can you make 7 even?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?