Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
They have a nice nest egg.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
How is cat food sold?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did one plate say to the other?
Where do hamsters come from?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
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