Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
They have a nice nest egg.
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Which insect makes the best father?
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