Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
They have a nice nest egg.
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Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
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Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
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