Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
They have a nice nest egg.
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
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