What bird is losing its hair?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?