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Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

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Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Do dads always snore?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why did the whale cross the road?