What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What is the color of the wind?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What building always gets stains on it?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?