Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

Where do frogs keep their money?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What is a cow's dream job?