Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What is blue and not heavy?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?