What is a king's favorite weather?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What season begins with a thud?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Where do kittens go to school?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?