Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What do nosey peppers do?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?