Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

I'm not a bad putter.

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Want to hear a joke about construction?