Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Because it was on a roll.
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How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
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What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
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Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
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