What vegetables do librarians like?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

Why did the barber win the race?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?