What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Bears love exotic cars.

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Where do stars go to college?

How do snowmen get information?