What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

How do you get straight A's?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What's a henway?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why was the dog overweight?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?