Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why don't ants get sick?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.