What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why did the foal cough?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?