What do a sword and a piano have in common?
They can both B sharp.
What kind of music do planets like?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do insects learn at school?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
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