What do you call an angry monkey?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

How did groundhogs get their name?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Which former US President was always cold?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?