What did the shower say to the toilet?
You look a bit flushed.
Where do colds go on vacation?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why do librarians never make plans?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
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