What did the shower say to the toilet?
You look a bit flushed.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
How does a barber get to work?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
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