What did the shower say to the toilet?
You look a bit flushed.
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do fairies always drink?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
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