What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What makes pirates such good singers?