What did the shower say to the toilet?
You look a bit flushed.
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Which state is the cleanest?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
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