Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What animal floats best?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?