What kind of cheese can you sew with?
String cheese.
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What game do bats excel at?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
How do bears keep cool?
How do automobiles fly?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
How long will dinner be?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
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