What kind of cheese can you sew with?
String cheese.
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What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What animal floats best?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
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