What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

How does dinner smell?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..