Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Where do stars go to college?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?