What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why are fish such good architects?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?