What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What math figure is also in the band?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What car always breaks the rules?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?