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What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Which musician loves to make chili?

How much money does a skunk have?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?