Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Which cats love to be petted?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Surprise!!!!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?