Want to hear a joke about construction?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?