What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?