Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What do you call a Russian flea?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?