What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
A garbage truck.
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How do you make a cow float?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
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