What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

How do automobiles fly?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?