What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

How do automobiles fly?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Which cats love to be petted?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why did summer catch autumn?