What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?