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What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?