Why do vampires always look sick?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What fish only swims at night?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What do rich squirrels eat?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why don't ostriches fly ?