Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

What did the snake name his daughter?