What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Space-ex.
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What fairy loves to count?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
How did the tree get lost?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Someone stole all my lamps.
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