What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Space-ex.
What do insects learn at school?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
How does a cow do math?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
How do animals blend into the desert?
How do fleas travel?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
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