What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Which fly makes films?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?