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What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What is a table you can eat?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

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Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

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