Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?