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Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why is winter considered holy?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What TV show is most popular at bars?