Where do cats go on vacation?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why are goats so funny?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?