What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
A fig newt-on.
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
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