What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What condiment has wings?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?