Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What is the coolest country?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Which computer won the talent show?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why did the cat start laughing?