What do you call a pig thief?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What do minions always put in their salads?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What do sheep say when they're in love?