My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Why do cows wear bells?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

How do snowmen get information?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?