What do you call an arctic cow?
An eskimoo.
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Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why was the musician arrested?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What does a lion call an antelope?
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