Why was the snake coughing so much?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What animal has the most fun?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What did you learn in school today, son?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?