What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
A deviled egg.
What do rich squirrels eat?
How do frogs get to work?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
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