What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
A deviled egg.
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
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What does Santa order at the bar?
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