Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Where do burgers like to dance?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?