What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What tea do footballers drink?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

How is life like toilet paper?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why is summer always sad?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?