What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why are skeletons so calm?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?