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Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What cartoon character loves insects?

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What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What's a bee's favorite novel?