What day never takes itself seriously?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What color are all the books in the library?