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What kind of monkey flies to school?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why did electricity win the race?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What did the airline worker name her child?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?