Why are cats good at playing video games?

How do you make a cow float?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Why did the echo get detention?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What superpower do all middle children have?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?