What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?