Why is sand so optimistic?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What do you call an angry monkey?

Which animal is the most religious?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?