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What's the difference between weather and climate?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What do math teachers eat?

What animal floats best?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Where do cats go on vacation?

Why do cats love to work?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What's a bat's favorite game?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?